"You Can't Win"

Written by Doug Ingle of Iron Butterfly
(Re-written for the Doom Troopers by Ashkelon & the Dawgs)
(An Official Doom Troopers Song of Conquest)

What the King says is always right,
(You gonna contradict him? Goodbye!)
He'll cuff your hands so you can't fight,
(Welcome to our new planet!)
There is no way of getting around it,
(You're gonna die tryin'!)
He'll lock you up and in your head he'll pound it...

Chorus

Destruction is the only road you're headed for,
There isn't any road behind those steel doors,
You Just Can't Win....
(Oh, no, y'all!)

(Guitar Solo)

Destruction is the only road you're headed for,
There isn't any road behind those steel doors,
You Just Can't Win....
(Oh, No!)
You can't win!
You can't win!
No, you just can't win!!
(Repeat to Fade.)

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