This is how it all began...

First off, in order to get the most enjoyment from our world, you must know how this whole Voltron mess got started, so read on!

In the beginning, there were two planets at war: Planet Doom and Planet Arus. Planet Doom has a great king named Zarkon. He has a son named Lotor, whom we shall talk about later. Zarkon is a man that simply will NOT take "no" for an answer. He likes to possess total control over his kingdom. However, his authority was questioned by Planet Arus, which had recently joined a troublemaking organization called the Galaxy Alliance. The king of Arus at that time, an old dead guy named Alfor, decided to build a huge robot to stop Zarkon from having his fun. (We on Planet Doom have never forgiven Arus for this and never will.) He named his masterpiece "Voltron" and, for a while, it seemed that all was lost here on Planet Doom.

Then, the tide of battle turned to our side. That's when Haggar, my lovely Shady Lady, stepped in. Since Voltron was screwing up all the fun on our planet, she flew up into space as the goddess that she really is and set a little trap for Voltron. When the sucker flew right into the trap, she blew it up into five little pieces that went hurtling back down to Arus. (This part always makes me feel like the luckiest guy on Planet Doom!!)

Well, after that, the Doomites could do pretty much anything they wanted to. It was about this time that I was recruited from Planet Tyrus, the prime Doomite vacation spot, to the ranks of Zarkon's Doom Troopers, an elite army of the finest fighters around. For the story on how I got to be one of Zarkon's finest, check out my Bio Chamber.

Anyway, back to the story. When the five pieces of Voltron landed on Arus, Alfor was still determined not to give up. So, he made the five pieces into five robot lions that could come together to form Voltron. (Another unforgivable offense on his part.) Fortunately for us, the old codger was killed in one of our attacks on Arus. However, the Galaxy Alliance got brave and sent up five space explorers to pilot the lions. We shot them down and made them our prisoners, but they somehow escaped in one of our spaceships (Guess we should've used The Club.) and made it to Arus. (Drat those space explorers!!!) To top that off, they teamed up with Allura, Alfor's daughter, to try and stop us. Ever since then, Zarkon has had his mind set on destroying Voltron, which has made life on Planet Doom even more fun for Haggar and I.

Now, King Zarkon and Prince Lotor use Haggar and I to their advantage. Haggar came up with this brilliant idea: Fight fire with fire! (My Shady Lady's ideas are always brilliant!) In order to destroy Voltron, we create RoBeasts: deadly, Voltron-crushing robots that are good-looking as well as devestating.

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